Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Epic Birther FAIL

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They had it wrong all along. Obama wasn't born in Kenya. He was born in Australia!

Errrm...wait.

D'oh!



What a letdown! After watching the above video, I was almost certain she had her shit together. Who knew?

[The Washington Independent]

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

FOX News Map FAIL

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FOX News. Makin' the news.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

This Is Rock and Roll!

Currently Diggging: Sleeping at Last

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The new album from Sleeping at Last, Storyboards, was released last night. Here's the deal: if you pre-order the physical copy here (CD now, possibly vinyl later) for $14, you get an immediate download of the record. That's immediate as in right now. If you're a fan of the band and had been following their studio updates, this may have sneaked up on you. Why? The guys literally finished mixing about a week ago. Amazing.

As I've mentioned before, I'm not great when it comes to reviewing music or attempting to describe a band's music. All I can say is, this band creates very honest and melodically complex music that strays about as far from the typical as you can get.

Before you dive in, The Album Project was fortunate enough to get an exclusive of one of the tracks from Storyboards. You can listen to "Green Eyes" here. The song "Porcelain" is already available on Sleeping at Last's MySpace (link below).

[Official Website]
[MySpace]

Monday, June 29, 2009

They're Coming For You...Someone...Is...Soon!



Behold, furious Alex Jones. You know why he's so worked up? He does this for you('re money)! Oh my, even the radio talk guy wearing a UFC hat is clearly frightened by Alex.

If we didn't have Alex Jones, we wouldn't know about the rigged explosions on 9/11 and the ultra-scary bankers and suchnot. Well, he's now warning us about the recently passed energy bill (won House 219-212) and how it is going to force all of us, and our children, to eat shoes (for money). We will also be forced to use fancy lightbulbs and fill our gas tanks with real live babies. It's all part of the definitely true and bad one-world government that has been in the making ever since the '50s. It's gonna happen! They're just waiting for China, North Korea, Iran, Russia, Germany, Australia, most African nations, India, and Sri Lanka to get on board. It will come about, thus saith David Icke. Seriously, read that. You'd be astonished to find out the level of batshit crazy that people will latch onto.

Yes, in case you've been under a rock, or you have a life, we are being ruled by lizard people and Jews. And they control EVERYTHING! When it rains, they want a flood. When it doesn't rain, they want a drought. They even control all of the United States House of Representatives, or at least 219 of them.

The House passed a rough draft version of what amounts to a complete overhaul of the Clean Air Act. It represents a huge step forward in curbing the effects of carbon dioxide. The chief cause of the legislation, and the most controversial, is the cap-and-trade efforts that will allow the federal government to regulate corporations that emit carbon and to sell them permits to do so. Furthermore, the Obama administration's recent increases in fuel economy standards for automakers and the push for "green" jobs in the stimulus plan has President Obama heralding what could be an economic boon in the wake of an infrastructure makeover. Not to mention a reduction of dependence on foreign oil.

Good thing ol' Alex Jones is all over this. We all know that global warming is a hoax because it (choose - snowed/was 100 degrees) in your town last (choose - (April/September). Science! Turns out the global warming thing is a plan to implement hideous and vile things. True story. Apparently, this whole environment bill is just one of many in a long line of secret ploys to make us all work for the government. Who wants a job for the government, anyways? Am I right? They want our guns. And our jobs. Time, too. Also, our anuses, to rape us.

[Boston Globe]